bustedmelikearobocop:

Gary. You are Ringo.

bustedmelikearobocop:

Gary. You are Ringo.

(Source: jennionenote)

Unlike most guys, I don’t lie about the size of my genitals.
*slaps knee*
Ow my penis!

musicproblems:

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musicproblems:

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musicproblems:

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Opportunity:D

So my regional manager (comes to my store once in a while on important big wig shit) came today to talk to my bosses. Apparently, she is so impressed with my accomplishments and effort at my job that she offered me a position at a new building up in Middletown once I go away to college… Pretty fucking awesome:D